WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "If it weren't for the fact that we like the taste, you'd be out there wallowing in shoulder high waste!"

Previous post: The Haunted Mansion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker, where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present. Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight."

Previous post: Rafiki's Planet Watch

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ah the glorious symbol of Austrailia, the Koala Bear. But a Koala is not a bear, he's a marsupial, cousin to the kangaroo and do you know that he's endangered?"

Previous post: Walt Disney World Railroad

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now, where else can you travel from the charm of main street USA to the untamed jungles of Asia, Africa and South America?"

Previous post: Carousel of Progress

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't worry Dad, some day everything's going to be so automated you won't have to ever cook another Christmas turkey again."

Previous post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Let me get this straight, you brought me back millions of years so you could show me nothing?"

Previous post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Everybody's got a laughing place, a laughing place to go hoho. Take your frown, turn it upside down and you'll find yours I know hoho."

Previous post: The Enchanted Tiki room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan and two can sound better than one toucan can!"

Previous post: The Seas with Nemo and Friends

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Oh science is great there's so much to know, climb aboard explorers it's time to go!"

Previous post: The Haunted Mansion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide or a silly spook may sit by your side. Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize."

Previous post: The American Adventure

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "America did not exist. Four centuries of work, blood shed, loneliness and fear created this land. We built America and the process made us Americans."

Previous post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "What goes up is sure to come down, a penny lost is a penny found. How do you do? And you howdy back, a little bit of this and a little bit of that."

Previous post: The many adventures of Winnie the Pooh

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "A heffalump or woozle is very confuuzle, a heffalump or woozle's very sly. They come in ones and twoozles, but if they so choozles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply."

Previous post: Spaceship Earth v1

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Glorious Rome, until consumed by the flames of excess. Imperial Rome, lost in the ashes of darkness."

Previous post: Journey into Imagination

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Numbers, letters, papers for writing. Costumes, makeup, stages for lighting, teardrops, laughter haha!"

Previous post: The Astuter Computer revue

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's got the great big memory like an elephant. How he works is hard to comprehend. Complicated computations take him just a tick, he coordinates and tabulates and does it double quick. And that's why I'm a rooter for the computer, everybody needs a friend!"

Previous post: Pirates of the Caribbean

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We extort, we pilfer, we pillage and sack. Drink up me hardies yo ho!"

Previous post: The Circle of Life: An Environmental Fable

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Pumba, take a memo. What's a memo? You're Fired!"

Previous post: Muppetvision 3-D

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hey, look at the guy in the Goofy mask!  That's not a mask. Oh, sorry lady!"

Previous post: Journey into Imagination

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Continuing now, if I may, in a calm, scientific Figment free manner."

Previous post: Captain EO

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sir the ship is in absolutely no condition to go into battle, I thought we'd begin by cleaning up Hooter's bunk"

Previous post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "And, oh yes, no flashbulbs please, our performers are temperamental and easily upset."

Previous post: It's Tough to be a Bug

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "If you like vegetables, fresh fruit and flowers. Give thanks to us bug for our marvelous powers!"

Previous post: Ellen's Energy Adventure

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We were looking for more than just an embellishment of what I had already said."

Previous post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Mon ami, I am always ready , as you say, to put on the show."

Previous post: Flight to the Moon

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now if you will all follow me, our first stop in the world of tomorrow will be inside out mission control center."

Previous post: Dreamflight

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "From the earliest days of tryin', on the air we've been relyin'. To lift us high above the deep blue sea."

Previous post: Snow White's scary adventure

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hello there, they call me doc, and if you're ready for a safe trip then here you go. Just step into the cart and sit yourself down. Keep you hands, arms, feet and legs inside, not flailing all around."

Previous post: Rock'n Rollercoaster

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I'd like to introduce our lovely manager, she's usually not like this. Yeah she's usually worse."

Previous post: Seven Dwarfs Mine Train

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn to night, we dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight"

Previous post: It's a small world

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Though the mountains divide and the oceans are wide, it's a small world after all."

Previous post: The Enchanted Tiki room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you. If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too."

Previous post: Reflections of China

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Even in the hectic pace of modern China, there is always time for Tai Chi, a tradition that has endured for centuries."

Previous post: Kilimanjaro Safari

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't know a Bongo from a Baboon? Hakuna Matata, a handy animal spotting chart located on the back of every seat is there to help you out."

Previous post: Kitchen kabaret

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "A hungry fox boldly walked in through a henhouse door, too bad for him he met a hen who stood at 6 foot 4. He won't forget the lickin' he got from that big chicken, now he gets his poultry from the store."

Previous post: 20,000 leagues under the sea

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We are now underway on a voyage that will take us through liquid space."

Previous post: Spaceship Earth v3

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Young people with a passion for shaping the future put the power of the computer in everyone's hands."

Previous post: Pirates of the Caribbean

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot, drink up me hardies yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot."

Previous post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "So it is, and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me. Pierre, you rascal you, let's put on the show."

Previous post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's lookin' for a little more adventure, but he's headin' for a little bit of trouble. He's headin' for a little bit of danger, time to be turnin' around."

Previous post: Journey into Imagination

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Two tiny wings, eyes big and yellow, horns of steer, what a lovable fellow! From head to toe, he's royal purple pigment, and there, voila! You've got a Figment."

Previous post: The Timekeeper

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them lean rails. Please do sit on the lean rail, because they're there to lean on."

Previous post: Fantasmic

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Are the powers of Mickey's imagination strong enough and bright enough to withstand the evil forces that invade Mickey's dream?"

Previous post: Listen to the Land

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "When Springtime comes, how can you tell? The air is always filled with orange blossom smell."

Previous post: Pocahontas and her Forest Friends

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I just knew something was wrong, I felt it in my roots."

Previous post: Impressions de France

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The true heart of my country grows from the toil of her people, from villages and family farms of the most fertile land in all of Europe."

Previous post: It's a small world

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears.  It's a world of hopes, and a world of fears. There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware..."

Previous post: Tomorrowland Transit Authority Peoplemover

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy your grand circle tour of Tomorrowland'"

Previous post: Spaceship Earth v3

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "In western abbeys monks toil endlessly in lonely isolation, copying ancient books of wisdom and revelations for future generations."

Previous post: The Spirit of Pocahontas

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me. So talk back. What do you say to a tree?"

Previous post: Cranium Command

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ah, he's probably some desk jockey, never been up in a brain in his life."

Previous post: The Legend of the Lion King

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Simba thought the future would be filled with only good days, he believed it would be fun to be king. Pretty naive eh?"

Previous post: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here in this realm of eternal darkness, nature has provided her creatures with their own eerie luminescence."

Previous post: Test Track version 1

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Next your gonna see and feel what it's like when your brakes lock up and you lose control of the steering, not such a good feeling, but hang in there because we're gonna do the test one more time, this time with the ABS or the anti-lock brakes."

Previous post: Goofy about health

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Behold the city. That marvelous microcosm of human activity where the wheels of commerce spin smoothly for the common good."

Previous post: Stitch's Great Escape

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now I realize this is your first day, so I will give you till the end of your shift to familiarize yourself all of our prisoners. Memorize their names and their faces, your life may depend on it."

Previous post: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We're merrily on our way to nowhere at all!"

Previous post: The Jungle Cruise

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "All skippers in training are required to wear a leopard hat band, so travelers at dockside will know not to board your boats"

Previous post: The many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "They're gone, they're here. They're quick and slick, they're insincere"

Previous post: Here come the Muppets.

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Scooter, these penguins ARE the orchestra!"

Previous post: Honey, I shrunk the audience.

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "But please, for your safety, do not put on the safety goggles until you are safely seated safely inside the theater safely."

Previous post: It's Tough to be a Bug!

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "If you like vegetables, fresh fruit and flowers, give thanks to us bugs for our marvelous powers!"

Previous post: Kitchen Kabaret

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "He won't forget the lickin' he got from that big chicken and now he gets his poultry from the store"

Previous post: Star Tours

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Well binary is like a second language to me, I can't fix the motivator from here."

Previous post: The Magic Carpets of Aladdin

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...and with a little help from the magic lamp, we're off to Agrabah!"

Previous post: Gran Fiesta Tour

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We have the stars to guide us, guitars here beside us, to play as we go!"

Previous post: Here come the Muppets

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Maybe you'd like a reservation at the Chefs De France restaurant, they have a special on frogs legs"

Previous post: If you had wings

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "You do have wings. You can do all these things. You can widen your world, for you have wings."

Previous post: The Jungle Cruise

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Passengers requesting extended tours should be referred to the booking office where they will receive immediate medical treatment."

Previous post: Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Your mission is to keep experiment 626, the biggest little mischief maker in the galaxy, under control."

Previous post: The Legend of the Lion King

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I know that smell anywhere! Homo Sapiens...well, no matter, after all nobody's perfect."

Previous post: Mission to Mars

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we've just dropped our booster engines and in a moment we'll make what we call a hyperspace jump, the new method of space travel which enables us to cover enormous distances in seconds."

Previous post: The Haunted Mansion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, spooks arrive for the midnight spree. Creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize."

Previous post: The Timekeeper

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I have traveled through time as often as you have traveled from the Earth to the Moon sir yes."

Previous post: World of Motion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "On land our animal friends give us new freedom and we test drive many new models."

Previous post: Mr Toad's Wild Ride

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We're merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way to nowhere in particular!"

Previous post: Maelstrom

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "What's this? How dare you come here! Invaders! Stop, this is Troll country!"

Previous post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you. If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too."

Previous post: The Making of Me

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I mentioned baby making equipment and some of you snickered."

Previous post: The Walt Disney World Railroad

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "By the way, we're travelling on pure steam power. This old Locomotive is descended from the mighty trains that powered the golden age of steam."

Previous post: Listen to the Land

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Just make believe you're a tiny little seed. A tiny little seed that's reaching up to meet your need"

Previous post: Dinosaur: countdown to extinction

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "An amazing vehicle that will literally transport you to the age of the Dinosaurs. How? That's proprietary..."

Previous post: Snow Whites's scary adventures

WDW attraction quote of the day

Back after a Hurricane hiatus

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Quick Princess, run away and never come back, go!"

Previous post: 20,000 Leagues under the sea

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here in this realm of eternal darkness, nature has provided her creatures with their own eerie luminescence."

Friday's post: World of Motion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "With proud new ships, we sail forth in search of new worlds. Undaunted by age old myths and silly superstitions."

Friday's post: Food Rocks!

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "When it comes to cheese...keep it low fat please. Try a yogurt freeze, trust your health to these, we'll be part of you."

Yesterday's post: The Seas with Nemo and Friends

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Just put your fins out and go with the flow!"

Yesterday's post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Let's all warble like nightingales!"

Yesterday's post: Horizons

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Shouldn't your granddaughter be studying instead of flirting with that beach boy."

Yesterday's post: Dreamflight

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "From the earliest days of tryin', on the air we've been relyin' to lift us high above the deep blue sea."

Friday's post: The American Adventure

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ready or not, we were soon thrust into the hectic role of  a world leader and into the war to end all wars."

Yesterday's post: Pirates of the Caribbean

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Avast ye scurvy scum! Run up yer white flag!"

Yesterday's post: Wonders of China

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The fantastic scenery and unusual landscapes are not the fanciful creation of artists, but the reality of China."

Yesterday's post: Cranium Command

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't talk when I'm shouting!! Drop and give me twenty!"

Yesterday's post: Stitch's Great Escape

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Your mission is to keep experiment 626, the biggest little mischief maker in the galaxy, under control."

Friday's post: Mission to Mars

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Mr. Johnson, would you show us what it's like for people in zero gravity? That's very interesting."

Yesterday's post: Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Star command picked a fine time to send me new recruits."

Yesterday's post: World of Motion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Yes, with a horseless carriage we thunder full speed into the 20th century."

Yesterday's post: Body Wars

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Will a molecular compression specialist please report to bay number 2?"

Yesterday's post: The Living Seas

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Seas that would make this planet unlike any other within the realm of our knowledge."

Yesterday's post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "My siestas are getting chorter and chorter, hey Michael mi amigo, pay attention it's showtime."

Yesterday's post: Muppetvision 3-D

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hey Hey hey, hold it, you're not a penguin you're a chicken. I told you chickens to stay on the other side of the road. Ok, why did this chicken cross the road?"

Yesterday's post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's lookin' for a little more adventure, but he's headin' for a little bit of trouble. He's headin' for a little bit of danger, time to be turnin' around."

Yesterday's post: Pirates of the Caribbean

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot, drink up me hardies yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hardies yo ho!"

Yesterday's post: Test Track

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Let's do some environmental tests, put up two, five and seven. Seven?? Yeah, seven."

Friday's post: Dinosaur

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Do you know how many elephants you'd have to have on a scale to have 50 tons? 10! Wow, that is a lot of animal."

Yesterday's post: Spaceship Earth version 3

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Finally, from the depths of the Dark Ages came the age of enlightenment, the Renaissance."

Yesterday's post: Pirates of the Caribbean

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "What be I offered for this winsome wench? Stout hearted and corn fed she be."

Friday's post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Laughing place? We've got your laughing place, right up here."

Friday's post: TTA Peoplemover

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Please contact Mr. Johnson in the control tower to confirm your flight to the moon."

Friday's post: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "If honey is what you covet, you'll find that they love it. Because they guzzle up the thing you prize!"

Yesterday's post: The Great Movie Ride

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Something has gone wrong. One by one the crew has vanished and somewhere in the ship a terrifying creature waits to claim its next victim."

Yesterday's post: Journey into Imagination

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We can combine it with ghostly shivers on a stormy night and turn them into a tale of fright."

Yesterday's post: Jedi Training academy

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "And rule number 3, very important for you younglings on this side of the stage, no falling off the training stage, that would be bad. And besides, nobody like a clumsy Jedi."

Yesterday's post: World of Motion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The age of the Renaissance, great minds are turning from works of art to flights of fancy."

Friday's post: Cranium Command

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "This is your brain, you will eat with it, sleep with it, you will never leave it. Without you, your brain is nothing. Without your brain, you are nothing!"

Friday's post: Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The less you laugh, well, we may not have enough power to open the exit doors."

Friday's post: World of Motion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Mobility is the byword of modern transportation. A way to move from here to there, for every need and every care."

Friday's post: The Country Bear Jamboree

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "That delightful, delicate, dedicated and dimpled darlin' of the Dakotas. The last of the big time swingers, swingin' Teddi Berra!"

Friday's post: Horizons

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here's a new kind of cityscape, the microprocessor, an entire computer on a tiny silicon chip."

Friday's post: Spaceship Earth version 3

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Poets, musicians and artists, fueled by the passion of the age created timeless works of beauty and majesty."

Yesterday's post: The Jungle Cruise

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Rivers of the Pharaohs, excursions to the land that time forgot, and so will you. Sign up today for the adventure of someone else's lifetime."

Yesterday's post: ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Well, you see there you have it, a little glitch here and there but I think you get the idea, the potential of XS technology and all of that."

Yesterday's post: Muppets: Great Moments in American History

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I have had enough of this kind of nonsense!...what kind of nonsense would you prefer?"

Yesterday's post: Universe of Energy

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Within two decades nuclear energy will probably contribute about a fourth of the worlds electricity."

Yesterday's post: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "They're black! They're brown! They're up! They're down! They're in! They're out! They're all about!"

Yesterday's post: Peter Pan's Flight

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I'll get you for this Pan! If it's the last thing I do!"

Yesterday's post: Food Rocks!

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Every milk you shake, every egg you break will be part of you."

Yesterday's post: The Hall of Presidents

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "In their best moments, they speak words that are already there in our hearts, especially in times of tragedy."

Yesterday's post: Kitchen Kabaret

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "There are no substitutes for we veggie, fruit, fruit...veggie, veggie, fruit, fruit."

Yesterday's post: Kilimanjaro Safaris

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't know a Bongo from a Baboon? Hakuna Matata, a handy animal spotting chart located on the back of every seat is there to help you out."

Yesterday's post: Tomorrowland Transit Authority

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy your grand circle tour of tomorrowland."

Yesterday's post: The Liberty Belle

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "You know it seems to me that when I was younger I could remember everything, whether it happened or not, but as I grow older I seem to remember only the things that never happened at all."

Yesterday's post: World of Motion

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ah, the peaceful countryside, what more romantic way to enjoy it than with that infallible combination of man and machine, the bicycle."

Yesterday's post: Body Wars

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "You'll be assigned to a routine mission in the sub-skin region, a relatively safe area in the body."

Yesterday's post: The Making of Me

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ok, Mom and Dad have met, Mom and Dad have married and now Mom and Dad want to have a baby...wait a second, you don't!?"

Yesterday's post: Splash Mountain

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's lookin' for a little more adventure, but he's headin' for a little bit of trouble. He heading for a little bit of danger, time to be turnin' around'"

Yesterday's post: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The rain rain rain came down down down in rushing rising rivulets, till the river crept out of its bed and crept right into Piglet's"

Yesterday's post: Maelstrom

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Stop! This is Troll country! Get away! Begone!"

Yesterday's post: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hang on to them hats and glasses, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"

Friday's post: The Living Seas

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hydrolators now boarding for departure to visitor center at sub-level 5."

Yesterday's post: It's a Small World

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "There is just one moon and one golden sun and a smile means friendship to everyone."

Yesterday's post: The Enchanted Tiki Room

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hey Michael, mi amigo, pay attention it's chotime."

Yesterday's post: Alien Encounter

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "But I believe we have an obligation to help less fortunate planets upgrade their technologies, profit is simply a by-product we've learned to live with."

Yesterday's post: Star Tours

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Well, you can relax now, everything's under control and we'll be on our way to the Endor moon without any further delay."

Friday's post: The Seas with Nemo and Friends

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Little Clownfish, where are you? Swim over and say g'day to your old pal Bruce."

Yesterday's post: Honey, I Shrunk The Audience

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hello, Dr. Nigel Channing here, welcome, welcome, welcome to our annual open house.  It is my pleasure to have you here, just as it your pleasure to be here."

Yesterday's post: Space Mountain Queue (1975)

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This is LD, we will hold at minus five minutes waiting for the latest computation from space shuttle launch."

Yesterday's post: Stitch's Great Escape

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here is where we teleport in the naughty, your job is to guard them until they've decided to become nice."

Friday's post: The Country Bear Jamboree

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "So clap your hands and stomp your feet and try to keep right with 'em, one sure thing the bear band's got is real old country rhythm. "

Friday's post: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Come along, hop up here! We'll go for a jolly ride, the open road, the dusty highway."

Yesterday's post: Spaceship Earth version 2

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "In classic Greece the alphabet grows and flowers with new expression and a new stage of storytelling emerges, a stage on which we examine our world and ourselves, the theater is born."

Yesterday's post: The Seas

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "A deluge of such magnitude that the world's greatest waterfalls flowing together for more than a million years would only just begin to approach its results."

Yesterday's post: Journey into imagination with Figment.

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And so ladies and gentlemen in the next few moments, if you're confused, befuddled, and disoriented, don't worry it's just an illusion."

Yesterday's post: Spaceship Earth version 4

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Books, it seems, were just the beginning. Now communication technology races headlong into the future and soon people all over the world are sharing life's most important moments faster than ever before."

Yesterday's post: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "They come in ones and twoozles but if they so choosles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply!"

Yesterday's post: Voyage of the Little Mermaid

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ariel needs constant supervision, and someone to watch over her, to keep her out of trouble. And you are just the crab to do it."

Yesterday's post: Body Wars

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "All personnel planning to explore the tympanic membrane, please report to briefing room 117"

Yesterday's post: O'Canada version 1

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "When it comes roundup time in Canada, we do some down right unusual herding, eh?"

Yesterday's post: Here come the Muppets

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "You know your jokes are like wine, too much of them and you're sick! "

Friday's post: Goofy about health

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Behold the city, that marvelous microcosm of human activity. Where the wheels of commerce spin smoothly for the common good."

Yesterday's post: The Timekeeper

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This is why I built the time machine, not just because I like white plastic."

Yesterday's post: The Carousel of Progress (version 1)

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I don't see any harm in my looking for a job Daddy. It's a man's world out there Jane. "

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "For safety reasons, all passengers are asked not to feed any animals that may approach your vessel before, during or after the Jungle Cruise, including the ravenous guides working at the unload dock."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "A real hot act to have come to us from a successful tour of the breakfast circuit, those breakfast buddies, Ham and Eggs!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Excuse me, you don't seem to understand. I am not the Captain, I am C3P0."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The future of energy is a joke, and the comedy detection agency is here to help. The CDA, we take comedy seriously."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "If you like vegetables, fresh fruit and flowers. Give thanks to us bugs for our marvelous powers."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Oh my gosh! Donald wake up, it's show time! Don't forget the orchestra, and don't touch the hat."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Glorious Rome falls victim to the flames of excess, ages of knowledge are lost or forgotten in the ashes."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Old Uncle Jules might not have had all the answers, but he had the right idea."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, spooks arrive for the midnight spree."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Chemo-synthesis, an ecosystem like none other on Earth. Until now scientifically inconceivable."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Well now that you've found the beacon, take the map, find the supreme leader and give her the gift. You do have the map don't you?"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Your flight path to Mars will take you around the Moon for a lunar gravity assist. But even with that slingshot assist the trip will take three months, so we'll have to put you into hypersleep."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "There is just one moon and one golden sun and a smile means friendship to everyone, though the mountains divide and the oceans are wide..."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It takes 15,000 years to come up with the next bright idea, recording our knowledge on cave walls. There was only one small problem, when we moved the recorded knowledge stayed behind."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "What goes up is sure to come down, a penny lost is a penny found. How do you do? And you can howdy back. A little bit of this and a little bit of that."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Monsieur Verne, I proudly show you, the modern world!...In ten minutes or less."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "On the large monitor you can see your McDonnell Douglas Lunar Transport. The countdown is in progress and all systems are go, have a pleasant flight."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Begun 2400 centuries ago, the great wall once stretched like a dragon across the northern border of China. Now, like many other historical treasures it is one of China's legacies of the past."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We have discovered that if we generate an environment with sound alone, imagination will do the rest."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Elephants are wonderfully social creatures, they have moods, sympathies, and emotions."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "All human actions, our thoughts, functions, and motions are the result of a complex communications network called the nervous system."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Nothing in the universe exists alone. Every drop of water, every human being, all creatures in the web of life and all ideas in the web of knowledge are part of an immense, evolving, dynamic home as old and as young as the universe itself."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The jewel is guarded by a curse, and those who dare defy that curse must pay with their lives."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sorry about the kick Mom, but I'm going a little crazy in here."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The bird of paradise is an elegant bird, it likes to be seen and it loves to be heard. Most little birdies will fly away, but the tiki room birds are here every day."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Why does Woody wear spurs on his boots? Because they'd look pretty silly on his head!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We're now entering the jungle home of one of the most beloved characters of all time, though it's not George of the Jungle, actually it's Tarzan portrayed here by Johnny Weissmuller."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Right now at NASA and ISTC facilities around the world, future astronauts are learning how to live and work in space."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Beneath the surface of the land roots trap water from flowing mud, extracting precious nutrients and minerals. These elements, when combined with sunlight, create the diverse living systems of our planet."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Mr. Morrow, could you spare a few minutes to explain mission control to our passengers."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And if all bugs were wiped off the face of the planet, there'd soon be no humans around here to man it."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Fine, I'll just go to the France pavilion film, where they appreciate an invisible narrator"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Another kind of horse arrives, a steam powered iron horse, bringing fast, safe travel to the new frontier."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ladies and Gentlemen, esteemed guests, and those of you wearing the funny animal hats, welcome!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "That is impossibly close to the giant asteroid impact that destroyed most life forms on Earth, our tours are designed to take you to the early Cretaceous period."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges when we bring them all together as one."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "They're black! They're brown! They're up! They're down! They're in! They're out! They're all about!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "You know that pilot fella? Charles Lindbergh, he's about to fly a single wing airplane all the way across the Atlantic...he's never gonna make it."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now listen you bird brains, if you're gonna keep your jobs you gotta get hip."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Even the hooves of the mighty buffalo helped create the rich soil that would one day become home to the American farm."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Everybody's got a laughing place, a laughing place to go ho ho, come on in, give us all a grin and you'll find yours I know ho ho."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It has always been the role of Presidents to remind us of our roots, to call us to the future."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "But these same roads were turned against Rome by invaders, whose destruction left ages of knowledge and wisdom in the ashes that would become the dark ages."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "A box, a can, a bag. A package on a table. Before you rip, have a bag or sip, check the contents on the label."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "One by one, till you shout: 'Enough, I'm done', then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digeeeest!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's lookin' for a little more adventure, but he's headin' for a little bit of trouble.  He's headin' for a little bit of danger, time to be turnin' around."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "A stage on which we examine our world and our selves, the theater is born."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "When you're cooking with us there's so much you can dooo! You can bake, you can fry, you can roast, you can steeeeew!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "There is one more thing sweetcakes. No more talking, singing, zip"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here one quickly learns that when the laws of physics and common sense are shattered, imagination takes over."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "See these plants and animals are soaking up energy from the sun. When they die and get buried, time, pressure and heat will cook them into the fossil fuels we rely on today, like coal, natural gas, and oil."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "No forest is big enough to withstand, unassisted, the onslaught of technological man."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Nemo? Why don't you drop by for a little bite? Oh what I'd give for a little bite."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "To make your racecar go, just press your foot down on the pedal, to stop take your foot off the pedal."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Oh we're on our way to Dover, we're going merrily over, the jolly old road that leads to Plymouth home!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "What now Scuzzy? Taking a nap? Get your fanny in gear and hustle!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Two tiny wings, eyes big and yellow, horns of a steer, what a lovable fellow. From head to tail, he's royal purple pigment, and there, voila! You've got a Figment!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar and beat the drum. We've been a hit and we know you adore us so come on and join us in another chorus!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "For your safety, I've invented rails for you to lean on. I call them 'lean  rails.' Please do not sit on the lean rails, because, they're there to lean on."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It's a damn poor mind indeed that can't think of at least 2 ways to spell a word."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Filled with happy tourists all flying to Hakuna Matata all electric lakeside disco village, oh Pumba, we'll hit the big time!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The approaching storm may seem violent and destructive to us, but to nature it's a new beginning in the cycle of life."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you, if we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Attention please, Eastern Airlines flight 25, your vacation flight to cool, Caribbean lagoons now boarding."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Finally from the depths of the dark ages, came the age of enlightenment, the Renaissance."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Putting you in a chicken is cruelty to animals! I'm gonna stick you in a squid or lungfish or talk show host!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Another kind of horse arrives, a steam powered iron horse, bringing fast, dependable, safe travel to the new frontier."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The blood of half a million Americans was shed in the dark days of our civil war."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We're talking up good nutrition, a healthy and smart ambition."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "You are not Mickey Mouse! You are a rat!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We are still under traffic control because as you know, there are hundreds of objects in Earth orbit today."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Stop jumpin' around you'll run out of breath, why don't you sit back and calm yourself. You can carry on now if you must, we'll do what we like cause that suits us."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now as you can imagine safety is a big concern of ours, so we're going to insist that you buckle up your safety belt securely.  You'll be glad you did."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "There's a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day. There's a great big beautiful tomorrow and tomorrow is just a dream away."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "What chilling words might shriek our killer, can spark the mind to start a thriller. Add some more sparks, like dagger, blood and gory, and then a mystery story"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Long ago, Norway was a land of adversity, that was the beginning of our love for the sea."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sir, the ship is in absolutely no condition to go into battle, I thought we'd begin by cleaning out Hooter's bunk."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Nemo? We'll name one Nemo but I'd like most of them to be, Marlin Jr.!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "If you need any help on how to text message ask the nearest teenager."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't worry about him, he's very gentle, he loves kids.  Yeah, he ate 2 this morning!"

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "A deluge of such magnitude that the world's greatest waterfalls flowing together for a million years would only just begin to approach its results. For when it finally stopped, the seas have been born."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Deep in the shadows of Mt. Olympus, our alphabet takes root, flowering with new expression."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "That's Big Thunder Mountain poking up in the sky over there, the Indians named it that because of the sound the falls used to make when the big rains came."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here in this realm of eternal darkness, nature has provided her creatures with their own eerie luminescence."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Not trusting this knowledge to memory alone, our ancestors create a lasting reminder with cave paintings."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "They're extraordinary, so better be wary, because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat, every room has wall to wall creeps and hot and cold running chills."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Nothing is astuter than a computer when I need a helping hand."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We soared into the 20th century on the wings of invention and the winds of change."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It takes a lot of work, but the truth is if we can dream it, we can do it."

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now as most of you know, when someone falls asleep watching TV that person is going to have a what?"