WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Good work team, you made it to the landing site. Welcome to Mars and welcome to the Astronaut Corps."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Henry! He did it again! Go over and give that neighbor of ours what for!"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "What I wouldn't give to see the look on Capt. Jack Sparrow's face when he hears tell tis only me that's got the goods."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "My team and I believe that our river rides are more than just an exciting adventure, we believe they help spread a message to visitors about preserving wild places."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I may have invented these bifocals I'm wearing, but I can assure you they are not rose colored."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now this is low tide, obviously, where you can actually walk on the sea floor but at high tide you'd be 50 feet under water, so time your walks very carefully."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan, and two can sound better than one toucan can!"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Given that black and white rhino's look so very much alike, one might imagine that their lifestyles should be similar. But, due to the smallest of anatomical differences they do, in fact, lead very different lives."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Rome falls and the great library of Alexandria in Egypt is burned. Much of our learning is destroyed, lost forever...or so we think."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now you have the hardest part of all, throughout the entire tale don't move...I'm joking, you will be marching soon enough."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sam, are you about ready?  Yes, it's a glorious 3 hour finale.  You've got a minute and a half. *Gasp*"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "And now we come to the present, a present that is rooted in our past."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Is that a dog or a man?...I have no idea, it looks pretty Goofy to me."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ah, there you are, and just in time, there's a little matter I forgot to mention. Beware of hitchhiking ghosts. They have selected you to fill our quota and they'll haunt you until you return."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Professor Szalinski,  attention professor Wayne Szalinski, your shrinking bill accidentally shrank the vending machine and now is making small change.  Please report to the break room immediately"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hong Kong, one of the most exciting cities on Earth. A city steeped in western culture but still uniquely Chinese."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We'll rendezvous at planet Z. I will remain here at star command to coordinate with you."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sorry Ellen, we were looking for something more than just an embellishment of what I had already said."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Recent reports of giant pythons have been greatly exaggerated, these reptiles cannot digest children weighing over 60 pounds in a single bite. The largest child they could consume at any one time would have to weigh less than 45 pounds."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We hope that you'll be comin' back again, that you'll drop in to see us now and then. We've done our very best to please with just the bare necessities, we hope that you'll be coming back again."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "If it weren't for the fact, that we like the taste, you'd be out there wallowing in shoulder high waste!"