WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Strike your colors you brazen wench, no need to expose your superstructure."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...due to the fact that a boatload of passengers onboard Zambezi Zelda entered a Cambodian ruin and failed to come out, any and all temple ruins are now off limits to your cruise. And finally, passengers requesting extended tours should be referred to the booking office where they will receive immediate medical treatment."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar and beat the drum. We've been a hit and we know you adore us, so c'mon and join us in another chorus!"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here in the great white north it snows 24 hours a day, every day of the year.  Its frozen landscape is dotted with igloos, homes for the vast majority of Canadians. Penguins and Polar Bears prowl the permafrost..."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The true heart of my country grows from the toil of her people. From villages and family farms of the most fertile land in all of Europe."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Those are new drafts all over the floor Dr. Franklin, it seems one stroke of this pen brings two changes from Congress. I told you John Adams should have written this."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Even in the hectic pace of modern China, there is always time for Tai Chi, a tradition that has endured for centuries."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Listen, the command considers us a bunch of losers but we're gonna do it right this time cause we're the best. We don't we'll be drummed out of the corps."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...with F-I-G-M-E-N-T you can see things differently.  Sure you can see with your eyes but imagine what you could see if you used your imagination! Follow the bouncing Figment! One spark of light can light your fancy, your mind sees more than what your eyes see. Your sense of sight can make your fancy fly, there's more to sight than meets the eye."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "In treatment plants water is cleaned and recycled and recycling things that once were thrown away cuts pollution and saves energy. Plus with more and more people sharing rides the air in some places has improved. Unless you're standing downwind of Pumba."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The American prairie once appeared as desolate as the desert, but over time rainwater and nutrients gradually penetrated the hard surface of this land. Even the hooves of the mighty buffalo helped create the rich soil that would one day become home to the American farm."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...and all you little dudes and dudettes down there sublevel, keep using the word 'dude' as much as possible for the rest of the night. Your parental units'll totally dig it  dudes!"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Wait, where are you going? Starfish can turn our stomachs inside out, I could amuse your friends. "

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "This concludes your performance testing, you'll be able to see how your Chevrolet custom concept vehicle designs compare with the simcar after you disembark."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Before you decide if it's right for you, let me introduce you to your spacecraft. The X-2 deep space shuttle, it's powered by solid hydrogen and can accelerate from 0 to 6000 in 60 seconds, so when you hear the words 'go for launch' you'll definitely want to hang on."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "And so as we come to the end of the first round ladies and gentlemen, Judy has a commanding lead, Ellen has her work cut out for her, and Dr. Einstein is nowhere, relatively speaking."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "This unknown Egyptian pounding reeds flat is inventing papyrus, a sort of paper. Papyrus in turn creates better record keeping, of plans, designs, and unfortunately taxes.  But it also brings with it the dawn of great civilizations."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ok, Ok...why does Woody wear spurs on his boots? Cause they'd  look really silly on his head!  Oh, I got another one, why doesn't Woody's pal Bullseye talk?   Cause he's a little hoarse...get it?"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hey Waldorf, what are we going to see in here anyway?  It's one of those 3D movies, put on your glasses Statler. Hey, hey look at the guy in the Goofy mask!  That's not a mask. Oh...Sorry lady!"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "While other space lines pack you in a like a herd of tauntauns, Star Tours offers you the widest seats and most leg room of any carrier."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Although Cagney is best known as one of the movies greatest gangsters, he won his only Oscar for his role as The Song and Dance Man, George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy"