Thursday, December 31, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here we are, 220 million years in the Earth's past, give or take uh, a day."

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "In a calm and reassuring voice, he called out to America and America answered back."

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Yes sir, we soared into the twentieth century on the wings of invention and the winds of change."

Monday, December 28, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "In China, we say 'a poem in every painting and a painting in every poem.'"

Friday, December 25, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't worry Dad, someday everything is going to be so automated, you won't ever have to cook another Christmas turkey again."

Thursday, December 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Remeber, you must learn to love another and earn their love in return."

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "To send a man to the Moon, we had to invent a new language, spoken not by man but by computers. At first very large, very expensive computers but we see the potential."

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "All skippers in training are required to wear a leopard hat band so travelers at dockside will know not to board your boat."

Monday, December 21, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "You unlock this door with the key of imagination, beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind."

Friday, December 18, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The majestic gardens of Versailles, a magic window onto a golden age of kings."

Thursday, December 17, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Weigh anchor now you swabbies. What be I offered for this winsome wench?"

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I like love that idea, how about some backstage passes?"

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Your mission is to keep experiment 626, the biggest little mischief maker in the galaxy, under control."

Monday, December 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And so as you can plainly see, imagination works the best when it's set free."

Friday, December 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ok, Ok, why does Woody wear spurs on his boots?...Cause they look pretty silly on his head!"

Thursday, December 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "If you like vegetables, fresh fruit and flowers, give thanks to us bugs for our marvelous powers!"

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake, spooks come out for a swinging wake."

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It takes 15,000 years to come up with the next bright idea, recording our knowledge on cave walls."

Monday, December 7, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And ok, sometimes I get a little excited about curling, but who doesn't?"

Friday, December 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Speak up! Or do you fancy a swim with Davy Jones!"

Thursday, December 3, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Careful Brer Rabbit, better mend your ways. Your headin' for trouble one of these days"

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "How many fish are in the water? Oh dude, um, I'd say 23 or 24, rough guess."

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We've got another situation at the galactic bakery.'"

Monday, November 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Computer, whose bag is this? 'TK421' TK421? Why isn't he at his post?'"

Friday, November 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We are a band of singers who travel with Simba and his friends throughout the land with this tribal celebration."

Thursday, November 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now you're always kidding poor Patty, she's certainly prettier than either of you."

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This tiny ship is the Mayflower, carrying pilgrims in search of their dream, a dream of religious freedom."

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Little clown fish, where are you? Swim over a second, for your old pal Bruce."

Monday, November 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.  Si, so low we can't hear you."

Friday, November 20, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Elephants are the bulldozers, knocking down trees which helps to clear land for the grasses."

Thursday, November 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Pilot, on my signal I'll need you to trigger the second stage rocket and also deploy the shields."

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Our library is well stocked with priceless first editions, only ghost stories, of course."

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now we're urging all mammals to evolve into their winter wardrobe because it's going to get chilly!"

Monday, November 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Just watch, I'm going to make Belle my wiiiiiife!"

Friday, November 13, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "With F-I-G-M-E-N-T, you can see things differently."

Thursday, November 12, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "All skippers in training are required to wear a leopard hat-band, so travelers at dockside will know not to board your boats."

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Green squadron will retrieve the power cells, while the rest of you concentrate on those robots. We'll rendezvous at planet Z."

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I am a lean, mean, defensive machine...I am the termite-ator."

Monday, November 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The books are saved, and with them, our dreams of the future."

Friday, November 6, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's heading for the laughin' place, time to be turnin' around."

Thursday, November 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Equatorial Expeditions presents the route of the lost queen. 2 and 3 week journeys are available on a first come, you must go basis."

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "You know it's not like I don't like getting attacked by a snake-like creature, it's just..."

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "What Simba's sayin' is makin' the world a better place starts in your own backyard."

Monday, November 2, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Take the map, find the supreme leader and give her the gift...you do have the map don't you?"

Friday, October 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "13 very different colonies became the United States of America and we were free to become an entire nation of dreamers and doers."

Thursday, October 29, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "You made it! I knew you would...and guess who made it back with you?  I better find him before security does."

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It's built with 4 forward gears as well as 4 reverse gears, so it can really accelerate going backwards."

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Weigh anchor now you swabbies, what be I offered for this winsome wench, stouthearted and..."

Monday, October 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Attention Professor Brainard, Professor Philip Brainard, your flubber has invaded the coffee supply and is now bouncing off the walls, please attend to this matter immediately."

Friday, October 23, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't worry Dad, someday everything's going to be so automated  you won't ever have to cook another Christmas turkey again."

Thursday, October 22, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy your grand circle tour of tomorrowland."

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "By swiftly converting carcasses to skeletons, the Marabou returns important nutrients to the soil"

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "So just walk outside the theater and hook a left toward that big silver ball and keep walking due north, you can't miss it. Just tell them Marty sent you."

Monday, October 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This is a very moving moment.  Yeah I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh."

Friday, October 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And now Señores and Señoritas please place your eyes into the center...of the room that is. We present the enchanted fountain."

Thursday, October 15, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Today June 19th, 1928 will forever be known as the day that she flew across the Atlantic and into the hearts of people around the world."

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Nice to see you, thanks for coming. Now get out. There is nothing more to see...trust me."

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine."

Monday, October 12, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Kick back and keep it mellow, whoa whoa whoa, go with the floooow."

Friday, October 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This is Alien, you are with Sigourney Weaver aboard the spaceship Nostromo. Something has gone wrong, one by one the crew has vanished and somewhere in the ship a terrifying creature waits to claim its next victim."

Thursday, October 8, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hold it right there, do you know who I am?...Seriously I accidentally wiped my memory, I could use a little help here....I'm kidding, or am I?"

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "All things exist together in a delicate balance and so, we must respect every living thing because we are all connected in the great circle of life."

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I'm lookin' for a little more adventure. He's headin' for a little bit of fun now. I'm lookin' for a little more excitement, time to be movin' along."

Monday, October 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The next time you check in to a deserted hotel in the dark side of Hollywood, just make sure what kind of vacancy your filling."

Friday, October 2, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "They're extraordinary, so better be wary because they come in every shape and size. If honey's what you covet, you'll find that they love it because they guzzle up the thing you prize."

Thursday, October 1, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It's what I live for, to help unfortunate mer-folk like yourself.  Poor souls with no one else to turn to."

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Good work team, you made it to the landing site. Welcome to Mars and welcome to the Astronaut Corps."

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Henry! He did it again! Go over and give that neighbor of ours what for!"

Monday, September 28, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "What I wouldn't give to see the look on Capt. Jack Sparrow's face when he hears tell tis only me that's got the goods."

Friday, September 25, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "My team and I believe that our river rides are more than just an exciting adventure, we believe they help spread a message to visitors about preserving wild places."

Thursday, September 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I may have invented these bifocals I'm wearing, but I can assure you they are not rose colored."

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now this is low tide, obviously, where you can actually walk on the sea floor but at high tide you'd be 50 feet under water, so time your walks very carefully."

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan, and two can sound better than one toucan can!"

Monday, September 21, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Given that black and white rhino's look so very much alike, one might imagine that their lifestyles should be similar. But, due to the smallest of anatomical differences they do, in fact, lead very different lives."

Friday, September 18, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Rome falls and the great library of Alexandria in Egypt is burned. Much of our learning is destroyed, lost forever...or so we think."

Thursday, September 17, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now you have the hardest part of all, throughout the entire tale don't move...I'm joking, you will be marching soon enough."

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sam, are you about ready?  Yes, it's a glorious 3 hour finale.  You've got a minute and a half. *Gasp*"

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And now we come to the present, a present that is rooted in our past."

Monday, September 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Is that a dog or a man?...I have no idea, it looks pretty Goofy to me."

Friday, September 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ah, there you are, and just in time, there's a little matter I forgot to mention. Beware of hitchhiking ghosts. They have selected you to fill our quota and they'll haunt you until you return."

Thursday, September 10, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Professor Szalinski,  attention professor Wayne Szalinski, your shrinking bill accidentally shrank the vending machine and now is making small change.  Please report to the break room immediately"

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hong Kong, one of the most exciting cities on Earth. A city steeped in western culture but still uniquely Chinese."

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We'll rendezvous at planet Z. I will remain here at star command to coordinate with you."

Friday, September 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sorry Ellen, we were looking for something more than just an embellishment of what I had already said."

Thursday, September 3, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Recent reports of giant pythons have been greatly exaggerated, these reptiles cannot digest children weighing over 60 pounds in a single bite. The largest child they could consume at any one time would have to weigh less than 45 pounds."

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We hope that you'll be comin' back again, that you'll drop in to see us now and then. We've done our very best to please with just the bare necessities, we hope that you'll be coming back again."

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "If it weren't for the fact, that we like the taste, you'd be out there wallowing in shoulder high waste!"

Monday, August 31, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the Prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances for beauty is found within."

Friday, August 28, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Heigh ho heigh ho make room for our next show, there's folks outside, go take a ride. Heigh ho heigh ho it's out the door you go, we hope you all enjoyed the show, heigh ho heigh ho."

Thursday, August 27, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ladies and Gentlemen we have an unexpected surprise. I have the great honor of introducing the one, the only, Mr. Mickey Mouse. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are not Mickey Mouse, you are a rat!"

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Books, it seems were just the beginning. Now communication technology races headlong into the future, and soon people all over the world are sharing life's most important moments faster than ever before."

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Be sure to bring your death certificate if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now, we've been dying to have you"

Monday, August 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Don't know a Bongo from a Baboon? Hakuna Matata. A handy animal spotting chart located on the back of every seat is there to help you out."

Friday, August 21, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ok folks the show is all the way across town, but I got you a really fast car. Ok wait, it's in the alley"

Thursday, August 20, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here in Raiders of the lost ark, amid a thousand deadly snakes, Indiana Jones honors a great treasure.  Will Harrison Ford escape with his discovery? And what will be your fate? Beware!"

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Ahoy there lubber, steady as she goes, you'll be needin' your sea legs on the rollin' gangplank dead ahead and hang on to the railin' mates."

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Your flight path to Mars will take you around the Moon for a lunar gravity assist, but even with that sling shot assist the trip will take 3 months so we'll have to put you into hyper-sleep."

Monday, August 17, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "He's lookin' for a little more adventure. I'm headin' for a little bit of fun now. He's lookin' for a little more excitement."

Friday, August 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator still in operation, waiting for you. We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star."

Thursday, August 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The docking zone is for loading and unloading only. The loading zone is for docking purposes only. The unloading zone is for purposes unlike those of the loading and docking zones."

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Of all the forces at work on the land, humans have had one of the most profound effects.  The need to produce food for a growing world led to the enormous use and sometimes overuse of the land."

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "For every sound your ears are hearing, a thousand thoughts can start appearing. And each of us imagines different things, from just a sound, your mind has wings."

Monday, August 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Humans and humanoids, I'd like to report that all flights are on time today.  I'd like to report that, but I actually have no information regarding your flights...sorry."

Friday, August 7, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Come on Babs, that clodhopper Howard you're going with is no crackerjack prize."

Thursday, August 6, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "To send a man to the Moon we had to invent a new language, spoken not by man, but by computers. At first very large and very expensive computers but we see the potential."

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "If you'll come this way I can show you our secret laboratory. You see, we invited distinguished scientists from all over the world to come and work here.  Unfortunately none of them showed up."

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It has always been the role of Presidents to remind us of our roots, to call us to the future. In their best moments they speak words that are already there in our hearts, especially in times of tragedy. "

Monday, August 3, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "There is just one moon and one golden sun, and a smile means friendship to everyone, though the mountains divide and the oceans are wide..."

Friday, July 31, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Can't you reach any further you stumbling bilge rat?"

Thursday, July 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "As Tom Edison says: 'Discontent is the first necessity of progress.' Edison?  Afraid I don't place the name. Edison's that young phonograph inventor."


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "That wouldn't be nice, but then it wouldn't be nice for me to do that to you. How'd I get in to your car anyway. Did you lock the car? Maybe it was your fault, maybe I'm just teaching you a lesson."

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Oh, science is great, there's so much to know. Climb aboard explorers it's time to go!"

Monday, July 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Goblins and ghoulings from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine."

Thursday, July 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hollywood 1939, amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling young movie town at the height of its golden age, the Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right, a beacon for the show business elite."

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "This is so exciting, tonight's the night Belle and the Beast fall in love, at least we hope so.  And to help move things along, you're all going to surprise Belle and act out the story of how they met."

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Now, here's the drill, you follow the homing signal to the Iguanadon then I'll enlarge the transport field and boom you're back with one additional passenger, extra large. And don't worry about that asteroid, you'll be in and out of there before it even breaks the atmosphere, trust me, what could go wrong?"

Monday, July 20, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree. We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee, because if we don't make you feel like that we're gonna wind up on a ladies hat."

Friday, July 17, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Stop jumpin' around, you'll run out of breath. Why don't you sit back and calm yourself. You can carry on now if you must, we'll do what we like 'cause that suits us."

Thursday, July 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Galactic security would like to remind you to keep carry on luggage and packages with you at all times. Never accept packages from any life form or droid you are not familiar with."

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "ah, my feathery friend, you've a divine singing voice. Do have yourself a drink...a small one. This is a fine treasure indeed, is that not true my poetic winged beast?"

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, please contact Mr. Johnson in the control tower to confirm your flight to the moon."

Monday, July 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Books make it easier to invent the future in every field, and the result is an incredible explosion of innovation we call: the Renaissance"

Friday, July 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Our library is well stocked with priceless first editions, only ghost stories of course. And marble busts of the greatest ghost writers the literary world has ever known."

Thursday, July 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We called him 'Teddy', anything else would have been far too formal. He even refused to call his official residence the executive mansion, to him it was just a house, it was just a white house. And so it would always be called."

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "You see that brick mansion back over yonder there in the woods? I've heard folks hereabouts say it's haunted. They say it was built on sacred indian burial grounds, and now it's filled with spirits."

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Yeah clap your hands and stomp your feet and try to keep right with 'em. One sure thing the bear band's got is real old country rhythm."

Thursday, July 2, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "So you're looking for a laughing place eh? We'll show you a laughing place.  Time to be turnin' around, if only you could!"

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

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If it's your birthday today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Rain upon that planet Earth, and they rain, and rain, and rain...the deluge. A deluge of such magnitude that the world's greatest waterfalls flowing together for more than a million years would only just begin to approach its results."

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Strike your colors you brazen wench, no need to expose your superstructure."

Monday, June 29, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...due to the fact that a boatload of passengers onboard Zambezi Zelda entered a Cambodian ruin and failed to come out, any and all temple ruins are now off limits to your cruise. And finally, passengers requesting extended tours should be referred to the booking office where they will receive immediate medical treatment."

Friday, June 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar and beat the drum. We've been a hit and we know you adore us, so c'mon and join us in another chorus!"

Thursday, June 25, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Here in the great white north it snows 24 hours a day, every day of the year.  Its frozen landscape is dotted with igloos, homes for the vast majority of Canadians. Penguins and Polar Bears prowl the permafrost..."

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The true heart of my country grows from the toil of her people. From villages and family farms of the most fertile land in all of Europe."

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Those are new drafts all over the floor Dr. Franklin, it seems one stroke of this pen brings two changes from Congress. I told you John Adams should have written this."

Monday, June 22, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Even in the hectic pace of modern China, there is always time for Tai Chi, a tradition that has endured for centuries."

Friday, June 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Listen, the command considers us a bunch of losers but we're gonna do it right this time cause we're the best. We don't we'll be drummed out of the corps."

Thursday, June 18, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...with F-I-G-M-E-N-T you can see things differently.  Sure you can see with your eyes but imagine what you could see if you used your imagination! Follow the bouncing Figment! One spark of light can light your fancy, your mind sees more than what your eyes see. Your sense of sight can make your fancy fly, there's more to sight than meets the eye."

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "In treatment plants water is cleaned and recycled and recycling things that once were thrown away cuts pollution and saves energy. Plus with more and more people sharing rides the air in some places has improved. Unless you're standing downwind of Pumba."

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The American prairie once appeared as desolate as the desert, but over time rainwater and nutrients gradually penetrated the hard surface of this land. Even the hooves of the mighty buffalo helped create the rich soil that would one day become home to the American farm."

Monday, June 15, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...and all you little dudes and dudettes down there sublevel, keep using the word 'dude' as much as possible for the rest of the night. Your parental units'll totally dig it  dudes!"

Thursday, June 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Wait, where are you going? Starfish can turn our stomachs inside out, I could amuse your friends. "

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This concludes your performance testing, you'll be able to see how your Chevrolet custom concept vehicle designs compare with the simcar after you disembark."

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Before you decide if it's right for you, let me introduce you to your spacecraft. The X-2 deep space shuttle, it's powered by solid hydrogen and can accelerate from 0 to 6000 in 60 seconds, so when you hear the words 'go for launch' you'll definitely want to hang on."

Monday, June 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "And so as we come to the end of the first round ladies and gentlemen, Judy has a commanding lead, Ellen has her work cut out for her, and Dr. Einstein is nowhere, relatively speaking."

Friday, June 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "This unknown Egyptian pounding reeds flat is inventing papyrus, a sort of paper. Papyrus in turn creates better record keeping, of plans, designs, and unfortunately taxes.  But it also brings with it the dawn of great civilizations."

Thursday, June 4, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ok, Ok...why does Woody wear spurs on his boots? Cause they'd  look really silly on his head!  Oh, I got another one, why doesn't Woody's pal Bullseye talk?   Cause he's a little hoarse...get it?"

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Hey Waldorf, what are we going to see in here anyway?  It's one of those 3D movies, put on your glasses Statler. Hey, hey look at the guy in the Goofy mask!  That's not a mask. Oh...Sorry lady!"

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "While other space lines pack you in a like a herd of tauntauns, Star Tours offers you the widest seats and most leg room of any carrier."

Monday, June 1, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Although Cagney is best known as one of the movies greatest gangsters, he won his only Oscar for his role as The Song and Dance Man, George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy"

Thursday, May 28, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "I'm Mike Wazowski, that's Wazowski with one eye! Welcome to the laugh floor, and if this is your first time in the monster world there are a few things you should know. Like if I said 'you stink' to that guy...it'd be a complement."

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome recruits to the Galactic Federation Prison and Teleport Center. I commend you for making the brave decision to join our noble ranks as guards.  The universe is filled with wonderful integration of alien societies, however as with all societies, there are the nice and the naughty."

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Alright you junior Space Rangers, listen up. Green squadron will retrieve the power cells while the rest of you concentrate on those robots. We'll rendezvous at planet Z. I will remain here at Star Command to coordinate the mission."

Friday, May 22, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Yessir, buildings are towering now as high as 20 stories, and moving pictures flicker up on a big screen.  We have almost 8000 automobiles in this country, and we can travel by train from New York to California in less than 7 days, and I even hear tell about 2 brothers in North Carolina who are working on some kind of flying contraption...it'll never work."

Thursday, May 21, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We're now approaching Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. Inside this rotating theater, families 4 families welcome you into their homes of yesterday and today. Starting way back at the turn of the 20th century. First presented at the New York World's Fair, this legendary circular theater celebrates the progress that has made our lives better.  It's a perfect reminder that there's always a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day."

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Propulsion this is LD on 2.  Go ahead.  How do your your tank pressures look? Very good, we are go.  Spaceport flight, you may proceed with the launch"

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "To make your racecar go, just press your foot down on the pedal.  To stop, take your foot off the pedal.  For your safety and the safety of other drivers remember to keep at least one car length between you and the next car.  Do not bump the car ahead of you or stop on the track."

Thursday, May 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...Ariel fell in love with a human, then King Triton got all mad and told Sebastian the crab to watch over her, then there was lots of dancing and singing..."

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "They come in ones and twozzles, but if they so choozles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply.  They're extraordinary, so better be wary because they come in every shape and size, size, size, SIZE. If Honey's what you covet, you'll find that they love it. Because they guzzle up the thing you prize."

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...this mirror was a gift from the Beast and it lets Maurice visit Belle in the castle any time he wants, and I think it's time we visit...repeat after me, take me back to the day Belle and Beast fell in love."

Monday, May 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Well hello everyone, it's me Minnie. Mickey and his Philharmagic Orchestra should be ready to perform in about, oh, 5 minutes or so.  Oh, I can hardly wait, I just love the Philharmagic Orchestra, almost as much as I love the conductor."

Friday, May 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "It's a world laughter, a world tears. It's a world of hopes and a world of fears.  There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware, it's a small world after all!"

Thursday, May 7, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis.  Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination?  And consider this dismaying observation, this chamber has no windows and no doors."

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "But the man who had led an army of farmers to victory over the mighty British empire made it clear that the only title he desired was citizen of the United States of America."

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Before we get too much further out of port, I think I should mention that you best not be sittin' on those handrails.  They're the only thing between you and the river, and the river don't always take kindly to uninvited guests."

Monday, May 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Yes, folks we only have high class stuff on this show. And now here's a special treat I've tacked on , a little bit of cuddlesome fluff, our own Trixie."

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...if any of you folks are wearin' hats or glasses, best to remove, 'em, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"

Monday, April 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Folks here abouts say Brer Rabbit's leavin' home, I say he's headin' for trouble."

Friday, April 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...what be I offered for this winsome wench, stout hearted...shift your cargo deary, show 'em your larboard side."

Thursday, April 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...here's today's river tip from skipper Bill of the Kongo Connie, Bill says: "If it rains in the jungle, who cares, that's why they all it a rainforest."  Thanks Bill."

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The bird of paradise is an elegant bird, it likes to be seen and it loves to be heard. Most little birdies will fly away but the tiki room birds are here every day."

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "OK everyone we're coming in for a landing, please stay seated until you're magic carpet comes to a complete stop then walk to nearest exit. Hope you had a magical ride, see you soon!"

Monday, April 20, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "We've reached the wild west of the Magic Kingdom, Frontierland. this outpost is home to covered wagons, cowpokes and country bears and we've got our own mountain range of excitin' adventures."

Thursday, April 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...It's frozen landscape is dotted with igloos, homes for the vast majority of Canadians.  Penguins and Polar bears prowl the permafrost..."

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Proud, full of grace and symmetry, rooted firmly to the ground, yet dedicated to the spirit"

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "Ha, the British think it's fools we be, if they takes our trade then our land be next and soon all else we possess!"

Monday, April 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Even in the hectic pace of modern China, there is always time for Tai Chi, a tradition that has endured for centuries."

Friday, April 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Yew are not the first to pass this vay, nor shall yew be the last."

R.I.P. Maelstrom

Thursday, April 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Excuse me, have you seen a duck? Ay, ay, ay...wrong stop, goodbye!"

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "The cosmos, a universe of good and evil where a small group struggles to bring freedom to the countless worlds of despair.  A ragtag band led by the infamous Captain EO."

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "For every sound your ears are hearing, a thousand thoughts can start appearing and each of us imagines different things, from just a sound your mind has wings."

Monday, April 6, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "In treatment plants, water is cleaned and recycled. And recycling things that once were thrown away cuts pollution and saves energy."

Thursday, April 2, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "The American prairie once appeared as desolate as the desert but over time rainwater and nutrients gradually penetrated the hard surface of this land. Even the hooves of the mighty buffalo helped create the rich soil that would one day become home to the American farm."

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "My name is Patrick and I'll be your chief flight attendant today. We'll begin boarding in a few minutes but first I'd like to acquaint you with some important safety information."

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "Just put your fins out and go with the flow!"

Friday, March 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We'll begin with a capability test to see how your vehicle designs perform under challenging weather and surface conditions."

Thursday, March 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome to the international space training center. You're here today to train for the greatest adventure in the history of mankind, the exploration of deep space."

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Sorry Ellen, we were looking for something more than just an embellishment of what I already said, anyone else?"

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Rome built the first world wide web, and it's leading us into the future."

Monday, March 23, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:  "...the time rover, an amazing vehicle that will literally transport you to the age of the dinosaurs. How? That's proprietary, but the result is a breathtaking journey through a prehistoric world where you'll witness the most spectacular creatures to ever walk the Earth."

Thursday, March 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "I know you're excited, but let's take a little pause. Sharks are not our friends Nemo, haven't you seen Jaws? "

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Himalayan Escapes welcomes members of the expedition Everest team..."

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "When you board one of our rafts, you can look forward to an exciting , safe, and very wet journey..."

Monday, March 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "In times past the Rajahs of Anandapur brought exotic animals here, including magnificent birds from around the world."

Friday, March 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Our next stop will be Rafiki's planet watch, where Rafiki himself will help you discover the many challenges facing wild animals..."

Thursday, March 12, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...and I'll be your driver and guide for the next 2 weeks or so as we take a photo safari through Harambe Wildlife reserve."

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day:: "And now, put your wings together for the host of our show, everyone's favorite ant, Flik!"

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Monsters Inc. employees a new shipment of rubber chickens has just arrived on the loading dock"

Monday, March 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome recruits to the Galactic Federation Prison and Teleport Center."

Thursday, March 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Star Command picked a fine time to send me new recruits."

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "We have almost 8000 automobiles in this country, and we can travel by train from New York to California in less than 7 days!"

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...this is your chance to drive in the fast lane without worrying about getting a speeding ticket."

Monday, March 2, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Please remain seated until your rocket ship stops, then follow the arrows to the flight deck. Welcome back pilots!"

Friday, February 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...we're going to need another computation on the space shuttle pod."

Thursday, February 26, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "To make your racecar go, just press your foot down on the pedal. To stop, take your foot off the pedal."

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...this is you're old pal Goofy talkin' from the cockpit..."

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...then get ready to take off with the world's only flying elephant..."

Monday, February 23, 2015

Thursday, February 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Please remain seated until your teacup stops, then proceed to the nearest exit.  Ta-ta, please visit us again."

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

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Evidently I forgot to hit the publish button yesterday, so here's a another one for today.

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...they come in one and twoozles, but if they so choozles, before your eyes you'll see them multiply."

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "This mirror was a gift from the Beast, and it lets Maurice visit Belle in the castle anytime he wants."

Friday, February 13, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "..I just love the philharmagic orchestra, almost as much as I love the conductor *giggle*"

Thursday, February 12, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "There's so much that we share and it's time we're aware, it's a small world after all."

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "When hinges creak in door-less chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candle lights flicker, where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight."

Monday, February 9, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Almost 250 years ago in Philadelphia, a dream was born."

Thursday, February 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...I'm your captain, Horace Bixby and my pilot with me here on the Texas deck is a young cub that goes by the name of Sam Clemens..."

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...but enough of this chit chat, yak yak and flim flam, just refrain from hibernatin' and we'll all enjoy the show..."

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...if any of you folks are wearin' hats or glasses, best remove 'em, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"

Monday, February 2, 2015

WDW attraction quote of the day

WDW attraction quote of the day: "...take that frown, turn it upside down, and you'll find yours we know-ho-ho... "

Friday, January 30, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Shift your cargo deary, show 'em your larboard side."

Thursday, January 29, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Any travelers who may need to exchange foreign currency during their voyage needn't worry, there are banks along our rivers."

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you. If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too."

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Everyone ready? Then let's fly to Agrabah!"

Monday, January 26, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...this old locomotive is descended from the mighty trains that powered the golden age of steam..."

Thursday, January 22, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Canada. Big, wide, and very very cold. Here in the great white North it snows 24 hours a day. Every day of the year. It's frozen landscape is dotted with igloos, homes for the vast majority of Canadians."

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "In distant towns, in quiet villages, within the heart of all my people dwells the secret vagabond. "

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...it started when dreams and visions of a new world were shrouded in the myths and legends of an old world."

Monday, January 19, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Like this great wall, it winds like a road across timeless landscapes..."

Friday, January 16, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Long ago, Norway was a land of Vikings. That was the beginning of our love for the sea."

Thursday, January 15, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...We have the stars to guide us, guitars here beside us to play as we go..."

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...a ragtag band led by the infamous Captain EO."

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...it's always a good time to use your imagination!"

Monday, January 12, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...we must respect every living thing, because we are all connected in the great circle of life."

Thursday, January 8, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Rainforests are also extremely rich and productive living systems, providing us with oxygen, food, medicines, and other elements essential to our lives."

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Soarin' to tower...we are ready for takeoff."

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "...you're parental units will totally dig it dudes!"

Monday, January 5, 2015

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WDW attraction quote of the day: "Oh, science is great, there's so much to know. Climb aboard explorers, it's time to go!"